{"product_id":"hangover-monster-recovery-patch","title":"Hangover Monster Recovery Patch 15-Day Supply","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe morning after has a routine. This is part of it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou already know the drill. Big night, big plans the next day, and a lot of hope that the two do not collide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHangover Monster is a topical patch applied 30 minutes before drinking, as directed on the package. No shaker bottle. No chalky powder in a hotel bathroom. No fishing a pill out of your bag at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUpon waking, remove the used patch and apply a new patch to a different location. Wash the previous application area with warm, soapy water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 topical patches, one per use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated with Glutathione, N-Acetylcysteine (NAC), Vitamins B1, B3 and B9, and Ginger Extract\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA flat pack that fits a jacket pocket, a clutch, or a glovebox\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo pills, no powders, no mixing, nothing to wash down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho buys this\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople with a wedding on Saturday and a flight on Sunday. Bachelor and bachelorette parties. Anyone who has ever had to explain to a client why they look like that on a Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHonest note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a wellness patch, not a medical product. It is not a substitute for water, food, sleep, or drinking less. Use it as part of a routine, not as permission.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAQM Wellness orders are processed by Exile Press at checkout.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AQM Wellness","offers":[{"title":"15-Day Supply","offer_id":41435805024314,"sku":"HANGOVERMONSTER-15","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0266\/9366\/4826\/files\/hangover-monster-real-pouch-front-retouched_65733ea3-d9d7-427b-8095-d9eac8de764f.png?v=1789586867","url":"https:\/\/shop.exilepress.com\/de\/products\/hangover-monster-recovery-patch","provider":"Exile Press \/ AQM Wellness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}